Fanny Hotshot

Turns out bidets aren’t just more eco-friendly than our old friend TP, they’re also pretty darn great for derrière self-care (can we get a “hell yeah”?) Thanks to Fanny, a cleaner butthole won’t cost you a bathroom remodel. In fact, it won’t even run up your electric bill. Just hook up the bidet attachment to your toilet, wait until doody calls, then poop, rinse and repeat. Trust us, once you add pleasure to your business, you’ll never look back.