Slightly-Used Sex Toys Prank Mail

PRANK YOUR FRIENDS! Send a highly embarrassing oversized (8" x 10") bubble mailer prank that will mortify your victims 100% ANONYMOUSLY! Slightly-Used Sex Toys! HA! ***FREE SHIPPING!*** Inside the bubble mailer is a cardboard tube (so it feels like a real item) with another prank label on the outside of that, and a prank card inside that reads "You've been pranked!"  We'll mail this completely anonymously from our PO Box in Michigan, with no invoice, receipt, or packing slip, directly to your victim! They'll never know who sent it, unless you confess! (and we'll never tell) Include some fun add-ons inside the tube as well: squishy penis toy, penis shaped candy, and of course, GLITTER! So, so wrong!!! So mail some fun and embarrassing hijinks...  PRANK SOMEONE TODAY!