Retired But Not Expired Sweatshirt

Retired But Not Expired Sweatshirt This comfy long-sleeved tee declares your permanent vacation status loud and clear! Featuring a vibrant beach scene complete with a chill parrot perched on a sunny beach chair under a swaying palm tree, it playfully announces to the world that while you might be "Retired," you're definitely "But Not Expired." Perfect for sipping fruity drinks, feeling the ocean breeze (or just dreaming about it), and reminding everyone that your tan lines are your new deadlines. Warning: May cause spontaneous urges to book a cruise or take an afternoon nap in a hammock. Sweatshirt Details: Available in 5 Stocked Colors and 8 Special Order Colors from the Jerzees brand of premium apparel. Special order colors are priced +$6 higher due to their limited availability and our special order need from the distributor. SPECIAL ORDER COLORS ARE: Light Blue, Columbia Blue, Burnt Orange, Sandstone, True Red, Deep Purple, Neon Pink, and Kelly Green (not all colors work with each design, so some colors may not be shown) Unisex Sweatshirt sizing based on t-shirt sizes. If it does not fit, no worries, we offer 90 day exchanges.For Ladies sizing, order a size down. Example, if you are a lady Parrothead that normally wears a Large Ladies T-Shirt, select a Medium Sweatshirt. If you wear an XL Ladies T-Shirt, select a Large Sweatshirt.For Men's or Unisex sizing, order by normal t-shirt sizing. If you wear a Men's or Unisex XL T-Shirt, order an XL Sweatshirt. Oxford is 48/52 cotton/polyester Pre-shrunk NuBlend pill-resistant fleece High-stitch density for a smooth printing canvas Seamless body with set-in sleeves 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband with spandex Double-needle stitched collar, armholes, and waistband Concealed seam on cuffs Quarter-turned Tear away label This product meets the following Sustainable Style subcategories: Sustainable Manufacturing Socially Conscious Manufacturing Responsible Mindset