Endless Farting All Occasion Glitter Envelope

Add hours of farts and a glitter explosion to any card you send Most envelopes are background. This one is the gift. It's a 5×7 musical glitter-trap envelope that lets you weaponize any greeting card you already love — including yours. Slip in a card, seal the envelope, pull the tab, and you've armed it. The moment the recipient opens it, fart sounds start playing on a loop and a chunky glitter explosion deploys from inside. Then the farts keep going. For hours. Until the battery dies. It pairs perfectly with our endless musical cards — drop one of our Happy Birthday cards inside and they get a card that plays one song and an envelope that plays farts simultaneously, which is a level of commitment most cards never achieve. But it works with any standard 5×7 greeting card, including ones you already have, picked out, or made yourself. Birthdays, Father's Day, anniversaries, thank-yous, just-because — wherever a regular envelope would do, this one does considerably more. How the Endless Envelope Works Test the sound. Open the envelope flap once to hear a sample of the fart sounds. This is safe mode — the envelope won't fully arm until later. Insert the card. Place your greeting card inside (a Joker Greeting endless card pairs especially well; pull its tab now if you're using one). Seal the envelope. Remove the adhesive cover strip on the flap, fold it down, and press to seal. It's self-sealing — no licking required. Arm it. Pull the tab on top of the envelope (the instructions tab). The envelope is now armed with farts and a hidden glitter trap. Deliver. Hand it over or mail it like any other envelope (requires more postage). The moment they pull the tab "Let it Rip" the glitter falls and when they lift the flap the farts begin. Ideas for When to Use It Pair it with a Joker Greeting endless card — one song from the card, fart loop from the envelope, simultaneously. Maximum commitment. For Dad — Father's Day, his birthday, or any day fart humor would land (which, in our experience, is most of them). Birthdays — works with any birthday card, ours or otherwise. The envelope makes the standard card unforgettable. Anniversaries, thank-yous, congratulations — wherever a polite card would be expected, this one delivers something else. For your prankster friend — slip it inside a perfectly ordinary card from anyone else's catalog. The envelope is the whole gag. When you've already bought the card — you don't have to throw out the card you already picked. This one upgrades it. Envelope Specs Fits any standard 5×7 greeting card Self-sealing adhesive flap (no licking) Plays fart sounds on a loop, for hours, until the battery dies Safe mode: hear a sample before sealing and arming