"Holy Smut Reader's Bible" Book/Kindle Protective Case

Don't be a fool. Wrap your tool. Your Guilty Pleasures Deserve Divine Protection. Tired of explaining your reading choices to nosy fellow commuters? Wish your grandmother would stop asking about that steamy novel you're devouring at family gatherings? We've got you covered – literally.  No one will ever know . . . unless they look too closely, that is. Choose Your Level of Protection: Medium: For those modest novellas (6.3" × 9.2" × 1.6") Large: Perfect for substantial paperbacks (7" × 10.2" × 1.8") XL: Accommodates those epic romantic sagas (8" × 11.2" × 2.3") 2XL: For when size really matters (9" × 12" × 2.4") Perfect For: Book club meetings where you'd rather not explain the cover art Family gatherings where discretion is key Public transit reading without the public commentary Anywhere you'd like to keep your literary tastes between you and your book boyfriend Remember: Judge not, lest ye be judged – but with this cover, they can't judge what they can't see.